Online:
Visits:
Stories:
Profile image
By Redneck Survivalist
Contributor profile | More stories
Story Views

Now:
Last Hour:
Last 24 Hours:
Total:

These Strange Amazon Purchases

Monday, March 9, 2015 10:49
% of readers think this story is Fact. Add your two cents.

(Before It's News)

I’m sure the few dozen people who read my blog know that I whore out Amazon Affiliate Links.  It really is a no brainer for me. I don’t make a lot of money from these but I make enough to cover the hosting costs for a year and a little extra to buy a few preps.

This year with my leftover amazon money I purchased some twine.

That being said, the nice thing about Amazon affiliate links is that any other purchase that’s made while my ‘affiliate cookie’ is still enabled counts towards my affiliate pay out.

I have one thing to say:

who_are_you_people-_patrickI’m not judging. Don’t think I’m judging. I’m just saying that considering this is a prepping blog, there are some strange choices made in purchasing based on my affiliate links.

Kind of like a cock ring. Because delaying ejaculation is an important consideration after an asteroid hits the planet. There were also a variety of rubber vaginas, plastic anus’s, and a whole host of phallus like objects.  Kinky!

Then there were luxury appliances.  Someone needed an espresso machine. I will admit that as far as espresso machines go, it’s an excellent price. There was a smattering of coffee makers, cheap food processors and even the occasional vibrating back massager, which I think MAY have more to do with the paragraph above.  There was even some DJ equipment mixed in there, because I’m guessing we all want to party like it’s 1999 when the zombies come about.

The point to all this though (besides entertainment) was that there were some things there that I wouldn’t have considered as survival items that might actually be. Things that some people purchased:

  • A book on Child Health Nursing.  I have only looked at general medical first aid. I’m sure children have some extra or different needs I never had considered.
  • Fruit and veggie capsules – I’m thinking this stores well and will provide some necessary nutrients like vitamin C (prevents scurvy) during times when maybe low quality foods are only available.
  • Your eyes are likely going to be your most important asset. So these safety goggles might come in handy. Protection from a storm, or running through the bush, or even shrapnel or thrown objects. Also anti fog. Neat.
  • As above, these kevlar sleeves protect your hands and forearms against abrasions, sparks and heat. That’s a good idea when you’ll be very physical and the lack of antibiotics mean an infection could be fatal.
  • I’d think of paring these kevlar gloves with the kevlar sleeves mentioned above. I think that’s probably what the buyer did. Eh?

So yea. Amazon is good. That’s all I have to say.



Source: http://www.rednecksurvivalist.com/2015/03/09/these-strange-amazon-purchases/

Report abuse

Comments

Your Comments
Question   Razz  Sad   Evil  Exclaim  Smile  Redface  Biggrin  Surprised  Eek   Confused   Cool  LOL   Mad   Twisted  Rolleyes   Wink  Idea  Arrow  Neutral  Cry   Mr. Green

Total 1 comment
  • The Clucker

    :!: Make viral to all true patriots who want to live when they wipe out the gov… :idea: MAKE VIRAL TO ALL PATRIOTS! DO YOU Know what to physically do once Martial Law starts TO SAVE YOUR LIFE? This is the time for its citizens to regain full control of our gov, and this gives tactics how to stop your Fed and State gov from their illegal laws over you. If you refuse to do anything, you are telling them that their laws are great, and that you are willing to have your children live under them. But ifyou love freedom, your Ground Zero is your very own smalltown USA. You need to kick your local police from their department because they are the Fed’s and State’s #1 law enforcers, whos one and only job is to contain you with weapons pointed to your head. But if you stop them, you wil be free from the illegal laws, and your community will be free for its citizens to run it. Read what to do in your very own city for freedoms sake.

    /protests-demonstrations/2015/03/2nd-revolutionary-war-time-place-revealed-100-guaranteed-victory-2455478.html

Top Stories
Recent Stories

Register

Newsletter

Email this story
Email this story

If you really want to ban this commenter, please write down the reason:

If you really want to disable all recommended stories, click on OK button. After that, you will be redirect to your options page.