The Department of Defense has been conducting training exercises in several cities in Arizona in preparation for “urban operations,” unbeknownst to its citizens.
What’s really going on? No one knows and no one’s telling. The world is at war and the authorities are not keeping it a secret that even though we’ve never caught one (really) “they” have infiltrated America and look just like us and we’re doomed?
“Right now the military is in the middle of a big training exercise over Phoenix for the second night in a row. People are calling the 3TV News room wondering what’s happening,” claimed the 3TV news anchor.
Phoenix residents were so alarmed to hear swarms of military helicopters flying overhead that they phoned their local news outlet to ask if they had somehow crossed over into a warzone.