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How to get Fat eating GMO’s
A great way to get fat, is to EAT EVERYTHING GMO.
(Genetically Modified Organism… or Gentically Mutated Organism, don’t worry, FDA says its approved and safe, new breakthrough strains are created every year safe for consumption too!)
What happens is that your body then absorbs all that foreign chemical compounds and then it has to work twice to the Xpower as hard to repel any infection it may cause. So an easy way to help your body decay and gain weight faster is to drink as much soda pop as you can. Diet Soda will actually pack the pounds due to the fake sugar/ sugar man made substitute Aspartame and famous High Fructose Corn Syrup that they cheaply as possible and use as main ingredient.
Now you can enjoy life as a BIG person and then you will get free healthcare as long as you do not make any more money over the Government Poverty line. Because if you make money more than what Government tells you to make, it is ‘evil ‘ according to them. Now be a good little boy and girl and please eat Monsanto approved GMO product lines found whole heartedly at any famous corporate name brand store including and all Walmarts.
Guaranteed to also make you look beautiful and hot and you can get all the chicks and guys all you want!
