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Jade Helm Screw Ups
In a shocking event, several Southern State Texas civilians have already apprehended several Jade Helm “Invisible Soldier Operative”….. all because those soldiers screwed up their location!
In one even a certain undisclosed family mentioned they kept seeing the sagebrush slowly move until one of their 7 year old daughters started spraying water on it and because of the repellant, the water beaded down a bizzare loking shape and pattern that her family relatives jumped all over it and uncovered to be a foot soldier working for the Secret Government!
Oh the Horror!
That rookie guard mentioned his rank and name and the family was never ever seen again!
Oh the wonders!
The good news is that Soldier was able to escape unharmed. The evil family, who cares, thats their problem.
GOOD JOB!
Eat my GMO! My squishy Tumor GMO they say safe to eat!
Happenined on the first day of Jade Helm, their target goal was suppose to be undetected with success.. but reality NO Success so far.
