CERN Accepts Refugees

(Before It's News)

In another parallel dimensional world, CERN with their Hadron Collider has agreed to accept millions of the Middle Eastern Refugees! Remember, CERN is located in Europe!

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No one really knows why CERN has agreed to accept all those poor, hungry, peace loving islamic young healthy male refugees, but rumor has it that they have created several portals and that the main portal guardian gatekeeper said they would like millions of human lives as collateral. CERN blissfully agrees!

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