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Doctors VS Voodoo
Well I had my first trip to an allergy Doctor today. Nice, office, nice staff, SMOKING HOT lady to run the test. Yes, I took every chance I had while she was holding my arm to allow it to rest against one hip or another. Had a sarcastic wit such as I so I was in Heaven…or so it seemed.
They take a series of needles containing different allergens that may cause a reaction
Poke, poke, poke, here there and everywhere. Then you set in a room with no shirt on for half an hour waiting for said reaction to appear. Pretty young lady but after poke number 30 it wasn’t fun anymore.
She comes in tells me I can put my shirt back on and she will be right back. I’m think bring in the whips leather and chains momma! Oh how much I could tell you that it ended that but, but not so dear reader.
She comes back in with TWO trays of more needles, one of each arm! Son of a motherless goat! Fifteen in each arm and another thirty-minute wait.
The end of the visit told me what allergies I already knew I had, plus a touch of asthma. Goodie, more meds to keep up with. I know now that the only difference between modern medicine and Voodoo, is that one takes insurance. On the good side, I go back in two weeks to a lady that I enjoyed the wit and company, but hope for less needles next time. That, is, unless I get more butt chances!
2013-04-09 13:48:34
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