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Olympia Beer is offering $1M for the safe capture of Bigfoot

Monday, April 15, 2013 9:58
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Olympia Beer and Bigfoot have been leaving footprints together in the Pacific Northwest since 1896.

We have been sharing the same backyard for over a century and we believe it’s time to do what has never been done, and that is to offer a one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot. When we say safe capture that means Bigfoot has to be alive and breathing folks, with no wounds. That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.

You must register to participate in the search. To report your discovery of irrefutable evidence of the existence of Bigfoot, click on the “Submit Capture Report” link on the left and follow the instructions to report your evidence. You participation in the search is subject to the complete Official Rules.

To aid us in this adventure, Olympia Beer is partnering with The Falcon Project

The Falcon Project has been identified as “the most penetrative search for Bigfoot ever conducted in the United States.” They will conduct an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment.

http://www.olympiabigfoot.com/



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  • ” Olympia Beer is offering $1M for the safe capture of Bigfoot ”
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    So…in essence, some corporate beer swilling A-holes want to “capture” sentient beings do they ?

    I guess the crime committed by Bigfoot to justify this action is doing their best to avoid contact with these so called sentient beings who are currently infesting the planet.

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