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George Zimmerman sung to The Beverly Hillbillies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
The ballad of George Zimmerman
(How George Zimmerman fought off Trayvon Martin and was brought to trial)
Come and listen to a story about a man named George
A night watchman with the volunteer urge
then one day he was walking through his town
and out from the shadows came a man with a frown
a boy that is, in a hoodie, who he didn’t know
Was George Zimmerman guilty of killing Trayvon Martin?
Well the first thing you know old George is on the ground
Trayvon’s on his chest doing ground and pound
said you’re a cracker and dead you oughta be
tried to smack his head just to watch him bleed
Kill him that is, like dead, like gone.
Trayvon slammed his head and broke old George’s nose
Then he saw a gun hidden in his clothes
He went for the gun but George got there first
George is now alive and Trayvon’s in a hearse.
Dead, that is. The pearly gates. The heavenly choir.
The police came along but they let Georgie loose
said there wasn’t cause to string him by a noose
Then some preachers heard about the fight
they came south and started to incite
rabble rouse, stir things up, cause trouble
Al and Jesse held a rally and said it was a crime,
said Zimmerman oughta do some real hard time.
said he was a racist should be hung from a tree
or at least put in jail for eternity
like a long time, rest of his life, gone.
So poor old George was charged and brought to trial
he stood his ground and stated his denial
when the air cleared and the verdict was brought in
Georgie was set free to the racists chagrin
Al didn’t like it, nor Jesse either, not at all
The moral of the story has to do with mankind
stopped shouting race and stop being blind
listen to the facts and keep a level head
or we’ll have a war where everybody’s dead
murdered that is, real death, gone
This article about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin presented by The Daily Neutron. Ya’ll come back now, hear?
Have you read The Day the President Killed the United States?
