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Obama: ‘Help Us Destroy Christianity And Start A New Age Of Darkness’
With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in attendance to help him “destroy Jesus and usher in a new age of liberal darkness that shall reign o’er the earth for a thousand years.”
The thunderous 45-minute address—during which the president argued for a second term so that he could “finally kill Jesus once and for all, as well as all those who worship him”—was well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of “Four more years!” and “Slaughter the believers!” echoed throughout the Time Warner Cable Arena.
“My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. “Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”
“The streets shall run red with the blood of forced sodomy, performed daily upon every American man, woman, and child!” the commander-in-chief shouted, froth forming around his mouth as the crowd threw hundreds of aborted fetuses onto the stage. “Die, Christians, die!”
Slamming his fists on the lectern until his hands began to bleed, Obama proceeded to lay out a “three-point plan of sin and lechery” for his second term. If reelected, the president said, he would begin by banning organized religion entirely—starting with Christianity—and burning all churches to the ground, preferably “with their wretched, Jesus-loving congregants still huddled inside like rats.”
As members of the audience violently tugged at their genitals and howled like sex-starved, atheist wolves, Obama stated that his administration would then seek to make free, taxpayer-funded abortions legal at any stage of pregnancy, even up to one full year after birth, in order to supply his newly created “federal stem-cell harvesting plants” with raw materials.
In addition, the cackling president vowed to “end traditional marriage as we know it” by passing legislation that would allow only homosexuals to raise children, a longtime Democratic policy goal.
“A glorious new age of sinister, unconstrained liberalism is dawning! Oh, dear Satan, I can feel it coursing through my veins at this very moment!” shrieked Obama, ripping off his shirt to reveal an ornate tattoo of a pentagram, with a different homosexual act positioned at each of the star’s five points. “Agnosticism, contempt for human life, and radical sexual experimentation shall rule the day! Any good, virtuous, family-values-oriented Christian Americans who seek to topple our magnificent liberal kingdom of eternal darkness will be powerless to stop us! We will crush them!”
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Source: http://fusionlacedillusions.com/2015/06/29/obama-help-us-destroy-christianity-and-start-a-new-age-of-darkness/
CALM DOWN, NOW, JayWill!
I got everything under control.
And, everything is going to be all right JayWill !
Now, let me get back to my medicinal cannabis vape pipe (very little smell, no need for cigs to cover it up)!
Did you really think that medicinal cannabis being made legal in DC was just a coincidence?
HAHAHAHA!
The bros needed a NEW cash business to sell their home grown herb to the white-skinned suburbs in MD and Virginia, where the Highest Sacrament in Life, Cannabis, is STILL illegal!
(NEVER use the white-skinned deceptive term of -Spanish-marijuana, for that is How THEY DECEIVED THEIR own WHITE-SKINNED FARMERS to OUTLAW HEMP, buried in the Harrison Tax Act).
I mean, name me ONE OTHER bill in US History that has ONE WORD of Spanish in it!
AND, THESE WHITE-SKINNED MALE MANIACS succeeded in KILLING a whole important cash crop of that era of jewSA history!
Do NOT worry, for I will get them back, several generations late, but, better late then never, eh?
See, we got it ALL thought out!
HEY, I did graduate from Harvard Law School, ya know!
Witnesses and everything!
YOU judeo-christo-CREEPS of ameriiiiSCUM were willing accomplices for your WAR CRIMINAL leaders as you willingly sent your young boys and girls to be the Executioner for your EVIL country!
AND, THEN YOU HONOR THE MASS MURDERERS you call vets!
Let’s take a look at white-skinned Caucasian Male group behavior over 230+ years, here, in the jew-nited Fraudulent Fascist states of TORTURE and MILITARY TERROR!
The jew-nited Fraudulent Fascist states of TORTURE and MILITARY TERROR has been at WAR (a judeo-christo-CREEP’s Favorite Pastime and industry) for 222 out of 239 years – or 93% of the time. (We can quibble with the exact numbers, but the high percentage of time that America has been at war is clear and unmistakable.)
Indeed, most of the military operations launched since World War II have been launched by the U.S.
And American military spending dwarfs the rest of the world put together.
No wonder polls show that the world believes America is the number ONE threat to peace.
I have reproduced a year-by-year timeline of America’s wars, which reveals something quite interesting: since the United States was founded in 1776, she has been at war during 214 out of her 235 calendar years of existence.
In other words, there were only 21 calendar years in which the U.S. did not wage any wars.
To put this in perspective:
Pick any year since 1776 and there is about a 91% chance that America was involved in some war during that calendar year.
No U.S. president truly qualifies as a peacetime president. Instead, all U.S. presidents can technically be considered “war presidents.”
The U.S. has never gone a decade without war.
The only time the U.S. went five years without war (1935-40) was during the isolationist period of the Great Depression.
Because you “Believing” ameriiiSCUM are WAR MONGERS Galore!!!!
Now THAT really IS a REAL GOOD reason to HATE the USA Federal government!
And, THE reason why the rest of the world is about to put you insane, rabid, WAR DOGS down, for good!
Russia will Lead the WAY to World Freedom from the MILITARY TERROR and Thieving tactics of the jew-nited Fraudulent Fascist states of TORTURE and MILITARY TERROR!
You are high for still thinking that the evil is solely the result of liberal leaders. All of the leaders and major decision-makers are sleeping in the same Satanic bed.
Was there a point to this article? I’m still scratching.
It’s satire from The Onion. Not supposed to have a point.
Entertainment, mostly. The important things are hidden in plain sight. You won’t see them because of the ridiculousness of the article itself. Be sure to move along to other Jaywill articles for less subtle information.
Kinda hits the nail right on the head considering what has transpired it the last couple of days.
More like a sick joke.
The negro is not capable of much. His handlers are the ones doing all the thinking and strategy. The negro is only their mouthpiece and “signer”.
Look behind the negro and you will see who is REALLY doing all of the wrecking. This is not to hold the sodomite guiltless, however.
He is very COMPLICIT in all this, obviously, and enjoys it.