What is fake news in the era of Bullshit?
Written by CJ Keleher
Politically Incorrect with a Dash Of Satire
Everything is a lie. Perhaps you know it too. The TV spitting out carefully chosen news stories. Pundits repeating lies. Media distorting everything. They have screwing with your cognitive abilities down to a science. Drink some more fluoridated water if you no longer believe your TV. Welcome to the modern era!
Remember, a few weeks ago when Wikileaks was releasing insider leaks exposing utter corruption in the DNC and mainstream media. Forgotten about that yet? Good cause it was fake. Listen to this bullshit. It’s truth. The establishment is doing everything it can to distract people from their exposure. For a few moment there, their crimes and lies were exposed. Their sick fetishes are out for all to see as in the creepy Pizzagate revelations, yet people turn a blind eye. The real media refuse to even investigate. Just keep the channels tuned in, swallow their lies and buy more shit you can’t afford.
Can’t you see our existence is a distraction? That mainstream society is based around entertaining and fleecing the mob, ahem, that mean us! This while the elite, hidden in mansions build underground lairs with secret space programs and exotic technologies. So crazy? What do you think Nikolai Tesla was researching? or the Third Reich’s experiments in anti-gravity. But this is fake news, according to the propaganda, don’t ask questions. Believe us. The main line spewing TV. Buy a snow blower and AC the TV says the screen, find happiness in cheap Chinese products that waste space and money.
Believe their lies at your own peril. Ignore your history and you will be another lost cause. Ignore your very humanity, as the ‘real media’ wishes and you’re life will be full of cheap goods. Isn’t curiosity a precursor to being human? Asking questions is not what good citizens do. So does fake media apply to propaganda channels spewing government lies? Not in this era of ‘real news’. Or is a half truth not fake news any longer for mainstream pundits?
Maybe if they had of come clean things would be different and there wouldn’t be a media and information war blaring around our ears. If the mainstream channels had of gone on air and admitted to colluding and conspiring with the DNC and Clinton Campaign, to being hopeless hacks and bought agents of the neo-cons, if they’d only admitted to creating and misreporting the big stories and to being entirely deficient in any investigative journalism talents people may have come back. But the liberal-biased media didn’t come clean. They got dirtier. They got filthy. They smeared themselves in bullshit and now they’re stalking the airwaves reeking of it. They smeared themselves with further lies by claiming all contradictory news, that hadn’t passed their elitist approved editors, was in fact fake. What’s worse is they did this with their pants around their ankles, humiliated and nude, totally exposed for any critical thinking human to view their corruption and deceit. Yet the Mainstream media persist, pushing back with propaganda while truth is revealed. Despite the falling ratings and advertisers fleeing their businesses, fake news accusing bullshitters in the ‘real’ news, renowned for their corrupted ways, bought and paid for Democratic Hillary shills, war-hawks and establishment hacks declared open war on the alternative and independent media. What the suited fools in their board rooms forgot is that they already slit their own throats. The elitist mainstream is killing itself and we have front row seats. Enjoy the show!
