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Well, here we sit. Well past 2003, 2007, 2011, 2012 (that was certainly a big one in the predictive prognostication world), 2016 (another EPIC FAIL at Boxing Day, right?), and now the latest date with destiny [insert dramatic music here] APRIL 2017!!!!!!
Try as I might, I can’t seem to locate the Mystical, Magical Fantasy Killer Planet in my nighttime sky. Anyone out there with even a crude set of coordinates you could offer up to a second-rate amateur astronomer? Anyone,?? Bueller?, anyone……..??????
Hey Injun, notice how I left the ‘Disable comment on this story’ unchecked?
And BIN, it really ought to be *comments, plural. You’re welcome.
Nearly 1/2 way through April 2017 – come on Capt. PE … WHERE IS IT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cause if you have to eat any more articles of clothing, you may go into Sodium Chloride shock – even if it is the quality Himalayan Pink variety.
Butt Hurt Bob, any tepid quips? [insert cricket sounds here]