Hey, Hipsters: Please Save Us From Ted Cruz

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P.J. O’Rourke argues that if you goddamn Millennials get off his lawn and into a voting booth we could actually have a decent president.

by P.J. O Rourke
The Daily Beast

A plea to America’s Youth!

Now is the time for all good Millennials to come to the aid of their country!

Young people of the U.S.A., you must save our nation. Because America’s old people have gone completely insane. Look who they’re supporting for president.

The 2016 presidential campaign is the most severe case of American mass psychosis since the Salem witch trials of 1692. In fact, it’s worse. What kind of witch hunt leaves Goodwife Hillary not dunked in a pond, pressed under stones or fastened by the ankles in the It-Takes-A-Village stocks?

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