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‘Wind farms cure cancer, save kittens, create world peace’ says new wind industry report

Thursday, August 30, 2012 11:01
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buddycat2Wind energy is great says a new report commissioned by the Labour think tank Institute For Public Policy Research.

Among the report’s findings are that large scale industrial wind farms can:

• Boost GDP growth by up to 3,000 per cent

• Cure all known forms of cancer

• Rescue drowning kittens from sacks in canals and lead them to secure, happy homes where they are well cared for in handcrafted wicker baskets with lovely, snuggly faux-sheepskin blankets for them to purr on and little saucers of organic Jersey cream designed by Cath Kidston.



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