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"Millionaire Matchmaker" Renewed for a 5th Season… Gates of Hell Opening
Thursday, January 13, 2011 22:43
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Why? WHY?! Do you see? Do you see how Andyneequa Cohen punks me and is my co-archnemesis?! I don’t even get 24 hours to rejoice in the fact that I don’t have to watch lipgloss, black weave, and hamhock manlegs on my screen every week! A FIFTH season? Really? What else can we possibly cover? Haven’t we pretty much run the gamut on what this show is about?
And after a lovely reader pointed out yesterday that she’s been tweeting up a storm about Miami, this gateway to the 5th dimension of Hades will probably take place there, and we’ll have to watch Patti Stanger speak Spanglish and hate on Cuban people. Ugh.
Can the Goth Twins even GO to Miami? Won’t they melt if they see that much sun?
So thanks a pantload, Cohen. Another season of the Stinkdragon, just what I always wanted.
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