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Buckle Up Bizzatches! ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ return May 16th!
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 21:29
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Oh HAPPY DAY, HAPPY DAY! Here I thought my day was blown because I had to drive to freaking Loves Park in the seventh circle of hell known as Rockford. But no! My day was saved and not as sucky with this announcement!
You just knew something big was gonna happen since Teresa blew the cobwebs off her Fabuliciousocityboosh website, Lunkhead Ashley Ashlee (now she’s spelling it with two ee’s instead of -ey because she’s reality tv famous and an ass) debuted a brand spanking new Facebook fan page…newbie castmate Melissa Gorga is doing the same…starting a new fanpage, not spelling her name with two ee’s, because she’s not an asshat as far as I can see.
AnyWHO! The shameless self promoting typically doesn’t start until the rumblings of the Bravo volcano happen. And boy did it today! We got the big announcement that our goils Teresa, Caroline, Jacqueline and new cast members Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile were going to hit us with a little season three. Based on the promo, it is going to be EPIC. Chicken blood, male strippers, cookies, fights….ah, to be home again.
I think I might be in love with Kathy Wakile at this point. The moxy on that one! Yesssss…Wait’ll you hear what she says about the “Juicy One” known as Joe. Priceless.
Circle those calendars, bizzatches. Now we’re going to be entertained.
