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‘Dancing With The Stars’ Week 4 Results: Sugar doesn’t make it any sweeter…
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 10:49
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Last night’s DWTS results show was at least entertaining, I guess. We had the pros shaking their groove thangs, the hobo violinist screeching out rock songs, and we saw the tears of Godman and Bergeron. So let’s recap.
Obvs MaGobvs, Mark and Chelsea got the encore, so we got to see the weird Hogwarts interpretive Waltz again… then it was time to see who out of the top three would be safe. Cue the Red Lights of Thunderdome… and looky loo… Hines and Ralph are safe, Chelsea is in danger. Oh no! Gasp! Shock! Awe!
Not really. And did you see Mark kissing her all down her arms?! Why is he always inappropriately touching his partners? Chelsea looked legitmately squeamish and was all, “The Hell are you DOING?”
Anyway…let’s focus…
So being in love with Len Goodman and also a huge cornball, I enjoyed the hell outta the Patton spoof. Cute stuff.
One by one people were getting saved, even the insufferable Kendra Wilkinson, and this left us with Sugar Ray Leonard and Chelsea Kane in the bottom. OK, this is where we get a little nervous because Sugar Ray has to be a fan favorite, so he has to have the votes, but Chelsea won the week, however her partner, Creepy Mark has the curse of winning the week with a Disney chick then getting voted off hanging over his head. If it happened twice and he got to the finals with Potato Head Palin? Yeah…epic dance FAIL.
But in the end, it was Sugar Ray who got the glitter boot this week, causing Len Goodman and Tom Bergeron to openly weep and tear at their clothes because it was pretty obvious they were crushing hard on this bromance, and apparently, Sugar Ray’s a good dude. So that was a little sadsies.
Next week is “American Week,” whatever the hell that means. Hopefully not awful Leann Rimes songs… we’ll have to see if “Cursed Calamity Kirstie” has a progression of disasters that results in lost limbs, and if Kendra can get over herself a bit. Till then Dancing Fools!
