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Mormons Have a Message for You….STOP Choking the Chicken!
Addicted to pornography, stops going to church, “darkness in his eyes.”
Dear Mormon teens: Masturbation is bad. Why? Because it’s like being in a great war and stuff. How is it like being in a great war and stuff? Because the wounds it inflicts on your soul are akin to those suffered by a soldier on the battlefield… or something.
OK, so the logic in this Mormon anti-masturbation video might be a bit difficult to follow. Nonetheless, for those of us who spent our teenage years choking the chicken and paddling the canoe without suffering any lasting damage (except maybe wearing out the batteries on our vibrators a few times), it’s pretty hilarious.
Produced by the Housing and Student Living department at Brigham Young University Idaho, the clip begins with a tracking shot of an young gentleman walking home and logging onto his computer, accompanied by a voiceover from BYU president Kim B. Clark:
The temptations of the great war are many. The battles are real, and the strategies are clever. The enemy is cruel, ruthless, and relentless. We must not underestimate the danger. We must be vigilant and valiant.
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