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Inside The Fundamentalist Mind Of A True Believer… With A Gun

Tuesday, January 19, 2016 9:10
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The Right-Wing’s line of crap

Says we all must be well-strapped

So fundamentalist fanatics

All carryin’ automatics

Fingers on the trigger

Hatin’ on the nigger     

Who had the fucking nerve

To beat out Mitt and serve

Whose candidates espouse

Out the corner of their mouths

It’s all Obama’s mess

And these yahoos all go “YES!”

English: Glock 17, second generation

English: Glock 17, second generation (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

And the bigoted hate-filled blather

Works them up into a lather:

(God, I have ta do somethin’…soon)

Yeah, it ain’t Wall Street that robs

It’s them Mexes take our jobs

All them brown-skinned sons of bitches

Pickin’ lettuce, diggin’ ditches

Keepin’ me from rightful riches

All the jobs that I could do

All that work that’s goin’ to

All them immigrants that take

All the money I could make

It’s a fucking lousy bitch

Man, I gotta scratch this itch

(Shit, this trigger finger itches!)

In the name of our Lord Jesus

Rid us of them all who squeeze us

‘Cause just like Trump and Cruz

And them people on Fox News

I know it’s all THEIR fault

And we better build that wall

‘Cause if we don’t were done

Immigrants is gonna run

Us white folk out of here

Fox is right that I should fear

Think I see my duty clear

(God, this finger REALLY itches!!)

And them others who’re so smart

Without Jesus in their heart

Who have never even heard

The true and righteous word

They’ve also caused our grief

With their lack of true belief

Gotta put these bastards down

They cannot push us around

Shall I be an instrument

Of the righteous heaven-sent

An avenging angel of

My lord and savior up above?

(God, Oh GOD! – My trigger finger won’t stop ITCHIN’!!!)

Is this is our great crusade?

All last night I prayed

And the answer loud and clear

Came thundering in my ear

“You know what you must do

For God and country you

Must cause some blood to spill

It is my word and will”

And so In God I trust

And will do what I must

(Oh God, yes Lord, it’s time!! IT’S TIME!!)

Lord, I will purify

In the name of Jesus I

Shall sanctify thy word

Yes, Lord thy will is heard

I will pick up my gun

And thy will shall be done

None shall escape thy wrath

In your name a bloody bath

I shall go forth and if I die

My sacred gun shall purify

(I do this in the name of Jesus Christ my Lord and Master)

It’s all their fault we do this

Their fault it’s all come to this

These others who just take

While I can’t get a break

These lib’rals who kill babies

These liberated ladies

Every nigger, Jew and gay

It’s time for them to pay

I do this as a Christian

On this, my holy mission

Yes, I am God’s true soldier

And His truth is in MY HOLSTER!


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Filed under: angry rant, commentary, Poem, writing Tagged: Fundamentalists, Guns, NRA, Right- wing Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.


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