Obama in Wonderland: The Increasing Absurdity of US Government Propaganda

I know Obama is merely a globalist sock puppet playing a role, but one has to actually feel for the man. Here he has attained the great American dream by becoming President and has made history to boot by being the first black President, but in the midst of all the fame and accolades he is forced to step into the theater of the absurd.

Here we have a self-respecting man like any other emerging into the position of ultimate responsibility, and yet when he is handed his script it turns out to be a comedy routine.

In the pilot episode he has to pose for a photo shoot where he and his straight lady Hilary are supposedly directing a “live time” operation to assassinate Osama bin Laden, and then stand up in front of the camera with a straight face and spin out a story too absurd even for an American sit com. Yes, we seriously went in and killed the world’s most notorious criminal but we can’t show any pictures and we dumped his body into the ocean. Oh, and here’s a picture from behind of an old man somewhere in a slum near you watching Osama bin Laden on TV who looks a little bit faintly somewhat at least superficially and if you blurr your vision a bit like Osama bin Laden and that’s our proof that we killed him. – Ummm, OK, if you say so. Excuse me while I hide my mouth in my sleeve and laugh my head off.

But we didn’t realize that we were only just getting a taste of the new black humor in that pilot episode of the Presidential sit com. In episode two we find the sock puppet stepping up to the podium and telling us all about a plot to assassinate the Saudi ambassador in Washington which was initiated by the highest levels of the Iranian government. They hired a washed up car salesman who has never done anything right in his life, threw in some opium smuggling and hit men from the Mexican drug cartels, and spun a story that if brought before any Hollywood producer would result in the would-be screenwriter getting the bum’s rush from the nearest available security personnel.

Amadinejad and the rest of the Iranian government know nothing about this supposed plot. Of course they don’t. THEY ARE NOT INSANE. The government in Tehran is not insane; I wish I could say the same for the government in Washington. Can you imagine someone putting this story in front of any of the other 43 Presidents prior to the sock puppet and suggesting he go before the press and announce it as a reality to the American public? Anyone who seriously presented such a thing to a past president would soon be relieved of his duties and be off to a “sanitarium” for a well deserved rest.

Must we really put up with this?

by Splotch