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3 Bizarre Theories About Aliens

Sunday, September 9, 2012 18:31
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There’s a lot we don’t know about the universe around us, which has given us quite a bit of room for speculation. The field of extraterrestrial theory is a pretty big one, but what follows are three of the more bizarre theories relating to alien origin/identity.

1.
The Aliens are Demons Theory

“As we enter the 21st century and a new millenium, Satan has devised the delusion that mankind is entering into an important evolutionary phase – a New Age. The push for “global enlightenment” has now extended to the vast reaches of the universe, into what could be deemed as a “space” religion. However, once this nebulous veil is lifted, a definite correlation emerges between the UFO/Alien phenomenon and occultic/satanic activity.”

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No, those aren’t the Ziggy Stardust linear notes, that’s the opening paragraph to “Demon’s in Aliens Clothing,” an essay by Ron Patton that argues that the extraterritorial we’ve all come to know and love are actually agents of Satan in the modern age. We’re working on a bit of a word count here, but we’ll try to condense it the best we can.

demons theory

The Predator, seen here scoring one for the big D.

 

Ron starts by tying together Egyptians, Babylonians, Aztecs, Incas and Mayans on the basis of human sacrifice and the “abrupt” end of their civilizations. Then he connects the gods these societies worshiped to creatures in the Bible. The Phoenix, for example, is likened to a cockatrice. Continuing to ride this Bible train, he brings up Nephilim (giants in Genesis, the results of angels crossbreeding with humans) bear a striking resemblance to aliens in Nordic culture.

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Above: a good idea at the time.

To tie all of this what the hell together, Ron brings up the alien abduction of Sky Ambrose. Ambrose told her story on a 1994 radio program. She insisted that aliens had abducted her and her friend, informed them that they (the aliens) we’re the caretakers of humankind, the universe was rhythmically balanced, the the Earth was God’s soul (this is likened to paganism), and the next race would be crossbreeds of humans and aliens – boom, Nephilims. Mind blown.

Ron ends his piece by stating clearly his belief that aliens are literally demons, and that the concept of universal enlightenment will only leads us back to the ways of the ancient civilizations: human sacrifice and Devil worship.

If that was a bit too much for you, now would be a great time to grab a drink, because we’re just scratching the surface here.

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The Aliens are Angels or God Theory

Coincidentally, there’s another side to the “aliens are evil demons” coin that cites some of the same evidence. For those wanting to look into the Nephilim/giants thing, the apocryphal Book of Enoch expands on the story with greater detail: two-hundred angels called Watchers defied God to breed with human women. But because they hadn’t done enough to piss off the Almighty, they also shared “forbidden wisdom” with humans, which included metalworking, meteorology, sorcery and astrology. These watchers became fallen angels when God ordered them to be locked in the ground. He then sent the Great Flood to wipe out the Nephilim and humanity, because seriously, no means no.

god theory

That’ll learn ‘em.

Chuck Missler and Mark Eastman, proponents of the ancient astronaut theory, have floated the idea that the Watchers were actually extraterrestrials looking to give mankind a helping hand (and apparently to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side). Erich von Daniken, author Chariots of the Gods, takes this a creepy step further, suggesting that the angels that visited Lots family were a pair of aliens that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah with atomic weapons.

In 1956 Morris Jessup suggested that there are Biblical accounts of UFOs in the Book of Ezekiel. In the first chapter, Ezekiel encounters a cloud that emits fire and lightning. The center of the fire appeared to be metal and housed four winged creatures. Each was accompanied by four metalic objects described as a wheel within a wheel that followed each creature’s movement.

god theory1

Just on the off chance you needed some help visualizing that.

Finally, another widespread theory says that Mary was artificially inseminated by aliens and that Christ himself was an extraterrestrial.

These theories are most often associated with Erich von Daniken’s book Chariots of the Gods. However, Jessup had made his claims years earlier and published several books on the subject. Despite being considered the grandfather of the ufologist movement by many, Jessup’s work has largely been passed over.

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  • One Who Knows

    So many lies, no one has answers to, including the bible.

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  • Jacques Vallee,
    who was widely regarded in various UFO fields of study said something similar about the extraterrestrials being demonic.

    He simply&accurately observed that their alleged encounters with humans have often had much in common with historical reports of demons.

    He observed that they were often treacherous and/or very disdainful to those that they were supposed to have interacted with.

    They have often been reported to have lied,hypnotized and basically medically&sexually terrorized contactees.

    Wishful thinking can be more dangerous than suspicion in this issue-
    assume nothing.

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