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Yeti Spaghetti: The Best of the Worst Yeti Movies

Thursday, April 23, 2015 10:35

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There are several yeti movies out there to choose from, and the vast majority are honestly horrible. In fact, I don't think I've seen a good Yeti portrayal yet. So, let's cover this lesser known genre of “Yeti Spaghetti Films;” the best of the awful offerings -

Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon

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A plane crashes in the Himalayas with a football team on board. Nope, it's not like the Andes, these guys don't end up cannibalizing each other, but I bet they wished they had. These guys come up against a Yeti that likes to spoon in caves with young women or young men – I don't think he was that gender specific.

Snowbeast

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I actually enjoyed the 1977 all-start version of this movie, but it became something unbelievably abysmal in the 2011 rendition. People go missing in Canada and they go looking for them only to find a giant hairy beast of the woods.

Abominable Snowman

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Friends on a snowy adventure run into a yeti.

Rage of the Yeti

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Treasure hunters run into monsters in the arctic.

The movies about Yeti could be better, but they'd have to really rework his look from these kinds of faces -

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Casting for these movies? I think we can do better!

Let's talk about those qualified to handle icy-hearted monsters (and, yes, Bill Clinton is qualified) -

Yukon Cornelious