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Hillary’s Private Emails Revealed! Okay, Not Exactly

Friday, March 13, 2015 12:59
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White House Dossier hired a team of unemployed, stoned geeks for a very cheap price – and unlimited munchies – to hack into Hillary Clinton’s server. They succeeded in downloading several hundred emails before someone from LifeLock called.

Here for you, for the first time anywhere, are a few selections from Hillary’s “private” emails sent as Secretary of State.


From: Bill  [[email protected]]
To: Hillary [[email protected]]
Subject: Re: Sexy!
Date: October 10, 2009, 6:20 pm

You were killing me with that pantsuit today.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Oh, stop.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:22 pm, Bill [[email protected]] wrote:

No really.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:23 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Oh do go on.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm, Bill [[email protected]] wrote:

I mean, I really liked the salmon one. But hospital green is just your color.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:27 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

I think you’re right.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm, Bill [[email protected]] wrote:

It matches your eyes.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

My eyes are blue.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm, Bill [[email protected]] wrote:

Okay. Well, you know what I mean.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Oh, Bill. You’re so romantic.

On Oct. 10, 2009 at 6:43 pm, Bill [[email protected]] wrote:

I know.


From: Hillary [[email protected]]
To: Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]]
Subject: Re: WTF???
Date: July 12, 2010, 1:33 pm

What do you mean we’re in Tunisia?

On July 12, 1:34 pm, Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]] wrote:

Well, the plane just landed, and I’m here on the tarmac waiting to greet you.

On July 12, 1:34 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

But we’re supposed to be in Oman.

On July 12, 1:35 pm, Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]] wrote:

Well, if that’s you in the third window from the front, wave.

On July 12, 1:35 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:


On July 12, 1:36 pm, Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]] wrote:

You’re in Tunisia.

On July 12, 1:36 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Holy f&*^ing sh&*.

On July 12, 1:36 pm, Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]] wrote:

The President of Tunisia is also out here waiting for you. He has three hours of meetings scheduled with you and a banquet.

On July 12, 1:37 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

F&^$ that. We’re taking off for Oman. I don’t even know who the president of Tunisia is or what the Hell to talk to him about.

On July 12, 1:37 pm, Ambassador to Tunisia [[email protected]] wrote:

This is going to cause a diplomatic incident.

On July 12, 1:38 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

That’s what I have you for. I’m ordering the pilot to take off.


From: Hillary [[email protected]]
To: Ellen [[email protected]]
Subject: Re: Water NOW please
Date: May 24, 2010, 2:02 pm

Why isn’t my water under the lectern?

On May 24, 2:02 pm, Ellen [[email protected]] wrote:

I don’t know. I told Tom to put it there.

On May 24, 2:03 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Well you know I’m about to go on and you know I can’t f&*^ing speak if I don’t have water under the lectern. What kind of stupid moron are you?

On May 24, 2:04 pm, Ellen [[email protected]] wrote:

Well, I can run and get you a bottle.

On May 24, 2:04 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

I’m thirsty now you freak. I don’t want to wait until you go find some water. And you know it has to be Evian.

On May 24, 2:05 pm, Ellen [[email protected]] wrote:

We have Poland Spring

On May 24, 2:06 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Poland Spring? Are you kidding me? Who do you think I am, the Queen of White Trash? Get me Evian or Fiji Water.

On May 24, 2:08 pm, Ellen [[email protected]] wrote:

Forget it. I quit, you witch.

On May 24, 2:09 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

You can’t f&*^ing quit until you find me some Fiji Water.

On May 24, 2:09 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:


On May 24, 2:10 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Get me some Fiji Water. Now!!! I’m going to have you arrested.

On May 24, 2:10 pm, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Anyone there???


From: Barack [[email protected]]
To: Hillary [[email protected]]
Subject: Re: Let’s chat
Date: January 10, 2012, 9:40 am

Hi Hillary. I just want to share a few thoughts with you. Are you there?

On January 10, 9:40 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

I’m here. What gives?

On January 10, 9:41 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Well, here’s the thing. I’ve let you play Secretary of State for three years now, and you haven’t negotiated any big agreements. It, you know, kind of reminds me of Iowa – lots of expectations and no results.

On January 10, 9:42 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Thanks for bringing that up. Look, I’m just inches away from finishing the Burma rainforest deal.

On January 10, 9:43 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Yeah, that’s great, I’m really psyched about that one, but it’s not exactly what I was looking for when I put you on my team of rivals.

On January 10, 9:45 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Listen, I’ve been traveling all over the place. I’ve piled up enough frequent flier miles for a trip to Mars.

On January 10, 9:47 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Are you interested in maybe heading NASA?

On January 10, 9:48 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

No. That’s not what I meant.

On January 10, 9:49 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Listen, you see, nobody really has any idea what you’re doing over there. The Middle East is falling apart, our relations with a variety of countries are deteriorating. It just seems like maybe there’s a better fit for you somewhere else.

On January 10, 9:51 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Okay bozo. You don’t want me to dump all my 2008 opposition research about you on the doorstep of the New York Times, do you?

On January 10, 9:52 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Hillary, don’t get like that. Please. I’m just looking out for you and wondering what would be best.

On January 10, 9:53 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

All the stuff with Daley, Rezko, Blagojevich, that crazy preacher of yours. You want to see it all on CNN? Don’t you have an reelection campaign coming up?

On January 10, 9:53 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Let’s just calm down here.

On January 10, 9:54 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

In fact, I want to be Secretary of Treasury in your next term.

On January 10, 9:54 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

This is unreasonable.

On January 10, 9:55 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

I’m just joking about Treasury, dumbass. I’m going to quit in a year and mint my own Treasury on the speaking circuit. But until then you keep your mouth shut and let me enjoy my travel.

On January 10, 9:56 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Sorry. You’re so right. Please keep me up to date on the Burma deal.

On January 10, 9:57 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Why don’t you ping Huma on it. She’ll let you know. Anything else?

On January 10, 9:58 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

No. Thanks for your time.

On January 10, 9:59 am, Hillary [[email protected]] wrote:

Thanks for you time Madame Secretary.

On January 10, 9:59 am, Barack [[email protected]] wrote:

Thanks for your time, Madame Secretary.


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