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A REDNECK\’S GUIDE TO REVERSING THEIR CONTROL OF YOUR BRAIN
A parody by DC Dave regarding the real culprits of 9/11 based on Elvis Presley’s “Can’t Help Falling In Love With You”
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
So why are we so quick in solving major crimes?Pigs fly high
Santa’s sleigh flies higher
And buildings fall down from a kerosene fire.Like the water flows
From a high place to a low
The laws of science don’t change
When shills tell us what’s so.Just this once
Think it all the way through
And ask yourself, “If not them, then who?”Like the water flows
From a high place to a low
The laws of science don’t change
When shills tell us what’s so.Just this once
Think it all the way through
And ask yourself, “If not him, then who?”http://www.dcdave.com/poet15/130407.htm
Video and vocals by BuelahMan
h/t DC Dave
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