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The Secret Reptilian Overlord’s Ball: Is AB Negative Blood A Separate-Species Marker?

Saturday, August 11, 2012 21:10
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The meek in number shall inherit the earth because the real 1%ers, 68 plus million people with Rhesus negative blood type (no monkey gene) carry antibodies that kick the crap out of mutations of the Black Plague virus circulating again. AB- blood may denote an entirely different species and they do make their presence felt. Have you ever wondered how to distinguish AB-s from the rest of a human looking herd?

Firstly, AB-s are somewhat psychic… you knew that. IQ’s generally range in the upper level of the Mensa spectrum and those born in the sign months of Virgo in the northern hemisphere end up with a grouchy disposition. However, they’re not unattractive to Rh+ females, chemistry works and AB- pheromone is the only natural Rh+ specific aphrodisiac.

From their own places in the lowest to the highest strata of society, AB-s struggle with perpetual intolerance for the Bonobos surrounding them. Over-enthusiastic UFO boards swear they are alien seeded because the greatest distinguishing factor lies in the AB- reproductive capacity, or incapacity thereof with genetically incompatible Rhesus positive partners. Negative females self-abort the fetuses from positive partners that their bodies always reject without the intervention of drugs and round the clock medical observation.

The hotly debated nature over nurture factor is high on this subject. In the workplace, controlled experiments have yet to help form a complete hypothesis, AB-s are known to sometimes wreak havoc, almost effortlessly as if they were destined for chaos and born to hang. Early studies in Japan had industrial teams separated by blood type groups to measure efficiency. From the outset, AB-s became collectively insular and every other blood type found them impossible to be with when AB-s weren’t allowed to be in charge.

Tempers flared and even karate chops were hai-ed before rumbles broke up. Strangely though, the Rhesus positive females, while finding AB- male behaviour to be positively atrocious also let on the combative posturing was somewhat stimulating, sexy indeed.

Scientific conclusions hovered from doubtful to preposterous, the only element seeming to play a role in the experiment was human sweat. From the first day when Calisthenics in the company yard concluded, the AB-s were suddenly thrust together un-showered and promptly clashed. When they settled down with their new teams and went on to perform customary labour mixed in with Rh+, the positive males unconsciously made faces and growled in a traditional note of discord in response to foul smells emanating from their male AB- workmates.

Females on the other hand had fits of giggles and began to embrace like Chimpanzettes in a Jane Goodall doc; grooming prep for males who require immediate sexual gratification after a coming battle, for the uninitiated. We humans still maintain our innate warning system though we hardly recognise it, sense of smell decides whether males fight or flee.

Females used to feel it in their bones until The Pill desensitised them to Nature’s Way to quadruple the divorce rate yet magically, a strand link in Rhesus positive female DNA flips a chemical switch in preference to an AB- male in tense, dire circumstances. Odour that positive males find revolting is the primordial sign to hide their women, AB- pheromones are inescapable once they’ve penetrated a Rhesus positive female’s inner nasal cavity.

Now you know the secret, what will you do with it? If you happen to be Charlie Windsor’s masseuse, there’s a fortune to be made from his collected sweat, it’s not his looks the concubines find irresistible.

Original Article at Runnymede Institute

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