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WHAT!!? ORGY? ORGY?? (# 5 in the Satirical Series; Emails from the Tea Party
I just now heerd on the TV while I wuz in the other room there cookin up some sqirral that Sprint is America’s favorite ORGY NETWORK? What? WHAT??? Did I heerd that right?? This is crazy! CRAZY!!!
This is something my grandchildren are seeing! This wonton permisivniss has GOT TO STOP! What with them gays getting marreed and whatever else them people do, I mean, who knows what there in there doin with there apliances?
I do know that the Sprint has them cell phones where you can make a videeo and all, but to advertize that you are the ORGY NETWORK??? I am gob-smacked – right here batween the both a my eyes!
Oh wait! – it’s even worser than I thought…now I see that there saying…4G. 4G?…4G?? Is this an orgy with 4 people in it? Is this 4G some new kind of hep, slang, black rap thing for a 4 person orgy?
Thats it! The blacks have gone wa-a-a-y to far here. They are making a comercial on TV where children watch about their phones desined specificaly for ORGYS WITH 4 PEOPLE??? And blacks are all doing that RAPPING about it?
This all here is why Im voting for Mr Rick Sanitarium a man of G-D and EVEN Mr Doneld Chump and his grate wall – JUST SOSE YOU ALL KNOW!!!
Author’s note: with respect to the great Gilda Radner.
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Filed under: Cautionary tale, Humor, satire, writing Tagged: African Americans, cell phones, Donald Trump, Immigrants, Rick Santorum, Tea Party 
Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.
Source: http://barkinginthedark.com/2015/09/28/what-orgy-orgy-5-in-the-satirical-series-emails-from-the-tea-party-2/
