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A Grate Blockbuster Movie Idea

Saturday, November 28, 2015 0:26

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I expecially like movies with a lot of big explosions all the time and things get blowed up. Expecally when a movie starts right away with a huge BOOOOM …and you are surounded by the suround sound surounding you all around, and shit comes rushing strait at you from the explosion on the screen then I know I am going to really like this movie.

The explosions seen from midtown Toronto. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Its intaresting that some of the gratest movies I have ever before seen in my life are always the ones that have the loudest explosions – and lots of them. And the acters don’t say too many words which just gets in the way of the whole thing as far as I can see. I just saw this movie where a whole city got blowed to smithereenes and it was so amazing I ate twelve packs of Peeps that I had saved from last Easter during it.

The best movie I ever did saw was one where the first thing you seen even before the credits in the dark was this ginormus explosion of an oil refinary – it was unbeleivible. It didn’t stop exploding you know – BOOM BOOM BOOM and then when you think its all boomed out – BOOOM again. Genuis!

But the best of all times thogh is The Specialist. WOW! What a amazing movie with so many grate explosions in it I will never forget it. It should have definately maybe got a Oscar and so should Sly have to because he was outstanding as any Steven Segal acting job. I have seen this masterpiece nine and a half times – the half time was when also our set blowed up. And we will watch it this week-end at our gratest movies festival in my basement.

We have this club that I started and everybody brings their favarite movie with explosions to the club and we have our own award called The BIG KABOOM! award and we vote. The Specialist has won the award for the last 9 years running because you can’t find a more grater movie and Sly Stallone is at his best in this awesome flick.

Once a lady member of the club bought in this movie with only a couple of explosions and way to much talking in it and I really couldnt even follow what the heck was going on and nobody else could not neither. The two explosions thogh were really expecally grate so nobody got to upset by it.

I think I would like to make films and I have some grate ideas for some films where things that have not been blowed up yet get blowed up. Like I think it would be grate to see all of the moon blowed up right? Like these astronuts go up to the moon because there are spys up there planning things and the astronuts have to get them and they get up there and see the spys have a lab whare they are making a hugh bomb to explode America and our guys figure they may as well explode it up there and they do. And they all dye like heros in the hugh explosion that we see from earth.

This to can get a Oscar no doubt – and I think I should direct it to. I have to get this to someone at a majer studio so if any of you reading this no someone at any of the majer studios (not any of the small studios please – this is to good) let me know and I will cut you in for a peice of the action. Oh – the names I’m tossing around in my head for this film is I Blew The Moon or maybe Blowing The Moon – or The Moon Is Blew. Hay – maybe Blew Moon. If you guys have any other sugjestions for the title let me know ok?

Hey also all of us in the movie club are umanimous in wanting Mr. Donald Trump or Dr. Ben Carsen as our next American Prezident of The Untied States for sure. So vote…we sure will – its reel important!

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Filed under: Humor, offbeat, Presidential Politics, satire, writing Tagged: Ben Carson, Blockbusters, Donald Trump, Explosions, Movies, Oscars Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.