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I could watch this over and over! So distracted and emotional over his stunning defeat by Democrat insider, Donald John Trump, Teddy Bear Cruz accidentally elbowed his wife in the face! Hilarious! It’s ok though- I’m sure his wife forgives him. Do you?
Some fun facts about Ted Cruz:
His real name is Rafael Edward Cruz
He wrote a thesis in college about the 9th and 10th amendments and how the define the relationship between the Federal Government and the States
He is not a ‘Natural Born Citizen’ by the strictest definition of the term (But neither is Obama… let that sink in)
He displays all 7 characteristics of ‘Gifted and Talented’
Electing him president would be like saying two wrongs make a right. That does not mean he can’t be an excellent senator. Oh look. I just used a double negative. There is another solution to this MAJOR CRISIS we the people are facing in an article I wrote somewhere. Where is it? I can’t remember…
Hint Hint:
Are you an Angel headed for the land of sunshine?
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I can help
I can help you
I can help you help yourself