By: Jennifer Harbaugh AlienAdam Reporter 6-17-2012
The drug commonly known as “Bath Salts” have been on the streets for some time, but in only the
month of June it has taken a completely different route. The government has been blaming the drugs
for recent Zombie-like behavior. Drugs make people do many idiotic things, but not crave flesh from
a fellow man. There are another two cases of Zombie behavior in the United States, the government
claims they were also under the influence of the drug.
Police tried to arrest a woman in Missouri last week for assaulting her neighbor. They described her as
acting like a rage infested wild animal. She first bit her neighbor, ripping out flesh from his arms. When
he started screaming, she then got on all fours and started digging holes in the dirt. When the police
finally arrived, they tried to arrest her, but were unsuccessful. She started to flail and kick wildly at the
cops. These are just the first signs of her turning; otherwise she would have eaten more flesh. The cops
again placed this as another “Bath Salt” incident.
In Miami, FL another case of zombie related behavior became apparent when a police officer almost lost
his hand. The man accused of using “Bath Salts” was growling at the officer trying to lunge for him. If the
police officer wasn’t as quick as he was, then he would have lost his whole hand. The officer described
him as relentless and primal.
If all of the cases were under the influence of the drug, then will this start the apocalypse? A few
incidents around the U.S. could easily turn into wide spread panic. It only takes one to do the drug and
infect a fellow man. In turn he then infects another; it will never cease to end. If it takes this much force
to try to stop them, then stocking up on ammunition is a great idea.
“If they are dead, then aim for their head!” – Jennifer Harbaugh
Alcohol is way more Deadly……