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25 People You Would Only Find At Walmart – #8 Is Classic!

Tuesday, December 15, 2015 5:15
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Unless you were born on another planet and have never been to Earth, everyone has been in a Walmart, and therefore everyone has seen some crazy stuff they wish they hadn’t. Seeing crazy stuff at Walmart is as American as Apple Pie! Viral World provides the Top 25 List below, and #8 is by far my personal favorite, but first enjoy the video. Wow. If you enjoy this list, you might want to check out another Walmart favorite: 10 Weird Things That Have Happened At Walmart – #2 is Gross! Only in America.

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Attention Walmart shoppers, did you realize the craziest aspect of the store isn’t the clothing selections? Instead, it’s the clientele. Yep. In case you weren’t aware, there’s a website dedicated to this alternate universe, called PeopleOfWalmart.com. Here are 25 of the best images we could find from the site which truly sum up the… uniqueness of Walmart.

 

1. Which aisle are those shoes found?

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People of Walmart

I have a lot of questions here. First and foremost, where did our man find those stunning shoes? Major kudos. After a busy day of crocodile hunting, Walmart is the only place to be.

2. What are they returning?

2

People of Walmart

Yet again, so many questions here, but we can make it easy. Those boots are absolutely killing it. Well done, sir… or ma’am. #awkward

3. Nap time in Walmart

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People of Walmart

It’s possible to have so much fun in Walmart that you end up catching up on some sleep in one of the aisles. Try to pace yourself next time. Okay, let’s be realistic, nobody paces themselves at Walmart.

4. Hopefully it was Halloween season

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People of Walmart

This is a stretch but I’m guessing she might be a cat person. It’s staring us down very harshly and judgmentally, but that’s okay. Our research has found that people of Walmart like to embody their animals.

5. Clothes say a lot

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People of Walmart

Wouldn’t it be great if all clothing directly described us? It teaches you a lot about a person without having to talk to them. Cut out the middle man. On a side note, I’d love to meet an actual ‘Twerk Queen.’ Is she taking suitors?

Okay, now to some Halloween themed people…

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6. The deviled egg

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People of Walmart

She is one devilish customer. But her pitchfork is considered a lethal weapon in about 30 states. Thankfully this isn’t one of them.

7. She LOVES Valentine’s Day

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People of Walmart

Either her boyfriend will propose to her on the spot, or they will have a swift and immediate break-up. This lady understands what love is about. Life is beautiful

8. Almost a bluetooth

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People of Walmart

When it is really humid outside, this actually happens. She is not alone.

9. The male Gaga

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People of Walmart

In between shows, our talented performer has to purchase goods. Of course he shops for them at the neighborhood Walmart. Out of all the questions we have, near the top of the list is… what’s up with the keys?

10. Not the best punishment

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Placing a plastic bag over a child’s head is always an odd idea, and not in a good way. Hopefully she did something to warrant this. Kidding. Maybe she should try this on her mom.

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11. The perfect store for your junk business

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People of Walmart

At Walmart they aren’t sensitive when it comes to solicitors. You can pretty much advertise and run an entire office in front of the store. This person probably gets a good amount of clients too. Money, money, money…. MONEY!

12. The Disney-Elvis hybrid

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People of Walmart

This guy loves all things from the 50’s, but especially Elvis and Disneyland. When you can’t decide between the two, you have to go with both. And then you must go to a party later that night.

13. Hair that can clean hardwood floors

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People of Walmart

This could be an incredibly fancy hairstyle. Either that or it is a mop. It is impossible to tell the difference, but we can just assume the latter. Why? It’s Walmart.

14. Shockingly, he is one of the most normal shoppers

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People of Walmart

It is good to see Ace Frehley holding up nicely these days. KISS broke up such a long time ago. Way to go sir!

15. Dressing up for a shopping spree

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People of Walmart

Not only is he rocking the stunning white tank top, but he’s buying a pack of Natural Ice to celebrate the holidays. Not to pass judgement, but he has to be on some sort of list with some agency or authority.

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16. Adam West is looking good

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People of Walmart

Even the bat wants to save money. There’s nothing wrong with taking advantage of everyday low prices. Evidently, anyone can do it.

17. What is he drinking?

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People of Walmart

When you decide to mix and match. Mixing your drunk pirate outfit with your leopard skin pants is bold but somehow quite stylish. Good move my man.

18. Since when did he retire from pro wrestling?

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People of Walmart

Surely he had a career in the WWE back in the 80’s and 90’s. Sadly, the recession has hurt everyone, including legends like him. Last I checked, you can’t purchase steroids in Walmart. But I can’t speak for the super-centers.

19. Gotta catch ’em all

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People of Walmart

When you are so in love with Pokemon, you can’t leave the house without your costume. Some folks call these people weirdos, I call them heroes. But they are also pretty strange.

20. Flying high

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People of Walmart

This seems appropriate, considering that all she probably does with her life is lounge in a wide open field and listen to an iPod loaded up with ambient soundscapes.

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21. Ambitious attempt 

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People of Walmart

We always want people to express themselves, but the combination of slippers and ultra short jean shorts is simply not working. Having said that, some people likely find this uber sexy. In which case, they should be institutionalized.

22. Webster’s definition of ‘downward spiral’

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People of Walmart

At least he took the time to put on a hat. Does Walmart hand out complementary hand sanitizers? If not, it absolutely should.

23. Walking down the aisle… the dairy aisle

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People of Walmart

It’s every Indiana girl’s dream to be escorted down the dairy aisle of Walmart on her wedding day. You have to load up for the honeymoon. The plan is not to leave their room for any purpose.

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24. Textbook Walmart shopper

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People of Walmart

Huge gut, flip-flops, unbuttoned shirt, gold watch. Also known as dressed to impress by Walmart standards. This gentleman deserves respect. Nicely played.

And finally, the most perfect summation of Walmart shoppers can be found in this man…

25. Searching for product

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People of Walmart

He’s looking to mix up the color scheme this time. Maybe some orange and yellow highlights are in store? Or how about the jet black look? Surely he will make the correct choice.

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  • Jacko

    “Unless you were born on another planet and have never been to Earth, everyone has been in a Walmart”

    Please get into your puny mind the US is NOT the world. I am from planet earth but here in Europe there is NO Walmart. The US is maybe 6% of the landmass so only a very small part of the world has Walmart! Are you really so dense you don’t even research this before you post something? Says loads about your articles!

    • I will bet the writer shops at walmart too. I refuse to go into slavemart, let alone shop there. Most of the people of this country are disgusting.

      • # 2 is Michelle o-vomit with blonde wig

    • b4

      somebody said all 25 of those folks are BIN readers,posters..could not argue…

    • Yeah have you paid attention to the stupidity that the Europians do in their countries ? They have the craziest clowns running around . Makes ours look normal .

  • Keep this stuff on youtube.

  • I love how the guy standing next to him is staring in #22.

  • I guess those people are also walking the streets,so: At Walmart=In The USA…no wonder you have mass shootings every other week.

    • The US does have a ton of useless plebs but these useless bottom feeder types can probably be found in just about any country.

      • Absolutely agreed.
        What makes me think looking at those pictures is how a society that was once an example for the rest of the world could turn into a bunch of a brainless junk-food eaters(no offence,I know there are also great people in the US even nowadays,in minority though). Without a brain of some kind no wonder they turn into mass shooters,serial killers(what links serial murderers is that they are white American males,ask any specialist in the subject),arrogantly calling themselves exceptional,who’s president names himself leader of the free world(wtf?),at the same time sending troops all over the world like they’d own it.Maybe that’s why so many people would like to turn the US into ashes.

        • I can’t say I’d blame them much for wanting to turn it to ashes. I just wish the people here would take the government back but nobody will try until things get really bad, unfortunately. People are too fat and happy and they can still afford things for the most part. Until that stops people will just keep on keeping up with the Kardashians and eating crap food. I didn’t take any offense to your comment BTW. Peace, fella.

        • To be fair, whites account for about 80% of American Serial Killers. While Caucasian serial killers are the most well-known, thanks to the media, The United States is an equal-opportunity country. Anyone can become a sadistic murderer, if they want it bad enough. :lol: :lol:

      • yup, looks like the people from our small town, cept the herion has kicked in here an they a lot thinner xD

        • its those moabites and ammonites i keep ranting on about “2 nations of white people born out of incest , carryin on like they used to, they tend towards the teachings of canaaan” they here by me, there there by you, they make up 85% of all white people, aaaaaah, welcome to a new level of racism, where the differentiation between “pure-blood white” and “inbred white” come to the fore, our Tribes are scattered throughout these moabite an ammonite peoples, these are the ones that are HAPPY with the current state, your not cause yer Set APart.

  • Just seeing these people confirm to me that we are screwed as a nation and a society. :cry:

  • never been to walmart

  • Almost all of these are from Halloween, you can tell from the orange signs and the Halloween decorations. Making this way less funny and or shocking.

    I was at a locally owned grocery store the day after Halloween, still wearing the Batman pajamas and cape that I wore the night before.

    This article is dumb.

    • “Almost all of these are from Halloween” Well,maybe two out of 25.
      “I was at a locally owned grocery store the day after Halloween, still wearing the Batman pajamas and cape that I wore the night before.” I bet the hangover didn’t let you take the shower either.

      • 5 or 6 at least.

        And nope, I’m a professional, I don’t get hangovers.

        And you’re right, I didn’t shower.

        Showering everyday is for chumps that like to inhale the chlorine vapor from their hot water, and the chemical vapor from soap.

  • Forgot one…the typical BIN reader/contributor

    https://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tin-foil-hat.jpg

  • Even the manager of our local Walmart looks like one of these pictures — a black lesbian, with a purple mohawk. She finds cis-gendered white men, wearing average clothes, in the sporting goods section, to be highly-suspicious.

    It begs a deeper question, about why misifits are able to participate, in civil society, during hard times.

    Also, when you feel sorry for these quota cases, cultists, furries, and welfare recipients, consider the very real possibility, that they were looking down their noses at you, normal people.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1yAOK0nSb0

    • “Normal people” usually are anything but when no one is around.

      You wondering why “misfits” are allowed in “civilized society” makes me glad that soon the previous generation of old people will finally be gone, so we can start moving on from this antique, old fashioned “back in my day” attitude.

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