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Breaking News: God Says She Does Not Know These People
God, through Her press office, today issued a statement from Her unknown vacation retreat somewhere in one of the Universes, stating: “I would like to make it abundantly clear that I have never met, or spoken with, either Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson or, for that matter, this Ralph Reed person – nor do I wish to.
speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on February 10, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From what I have heard they do not approve of some of my best work, i.e., the gay community, who I think add so much colour to an otherwise drab creation.”
She then added; “It would be a great shame to further elevate bigots such as these to any office, let alone that of The Presidency of The United States of America.”
She then went back to rolling a doobie.
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Filed under: Humor, NEWS, writing Tagged: Ben Carson, President of the United States, Ted Cruz 
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Source: http://barkinginthedark.com/2015/12/03/breaking-news-god-says-she-does-not-know-these-people/
