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NASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.
Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life.
NASA’S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts
The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe.
“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
“Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.
“Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.
Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report.
Source: http://newswatch28.com/
LOl, a planet covered in Marijuana, I suppose there’s also one other there covered in Chocolate
They should call it the Planet Bud or Planet Ya Mon?
Will the CIA will be sending up a Google “do no evil” probe to attach a line to it so they can reel it in and make even more money ?
We at the Church of Cannabis have already claimed this world as our HEAVEN Planet!
None of you non-believing LAW making WAR MONGERING SCUM are invited!
I travel there daily, TO Planet Cannabis.
You can believe me, for I AM!
Also, young people are SMART and Vape NOW the best Cannabis in the known Universe!
Smoking is so………………………………….. old white guy, ex-hippie, kind of dinosaur like way to “get high’!
i don’t like to travel too far away from home usually, but…….
Nonsense!
this is just such utter nonsense. if BIN will allow a BS Story like this they will allow anything.
Most of us come to this site to be entertained. it’s like the national enquirer of the internet.
I truly feel for the ones that believe anything reported on BIN as This Site is the King of the Tin-Foil-Hat Sites.
Beam me up Scottie!
Otherwise known as ‘HEAVEN’
I hear that it is also covered in little fairy’s granting wishes…